I Never Once Told My Son-in-Law That I Had Been One of the Toughest …

“I Never Once Told My Son-in-Law That I Had Been One of the Toughest Drill Instructors in the Entire Marine Corps — He Forced My Pregnant Daughter to Scrub the Floors on Her Knees While He Sat Lazily Playing Video Games, Sneering ‘Miss a Spot and You Don’t Eat’ — So I Finally Walked Over and Unplugged the Console, and When He Shot to His Feet Screaming ‘You Crazy Old Fool!’ I Had Him Pinned Against the Wall Within Seconds, Looked Him Dead in the Eyes, and Said, ‘Listen Carefully, Maggot. Your Boot Camp Starts Now'”